January 2011
“I’m waiting in this cell because I have to know… have I been guilty...”
– pink from the Wall
sultans of swing by the dire straits. love this...
transformers: beginnings →
daily word: aggregate
collection of things that form a total
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time...”
– miss piggy
word of the day: disseminate
to spread abroad or disperse throughout
“You never know for sure how girls’ minds work (do you really think it’s a mind...”
– A&P by John Updike
pot brownie recipe
you need:
brownie pan, measuring cup, brownie mix, cooking oil, oven thermometer, small pan, wooden spoon, coffee filter, herb grinder, and as much mary jane as you see fit.
1.weigh out the ganja and grind it
2.measure out appropriate amount of oil and pour it into a saucepan
3.heat the oil then add the mj; stir for half an hour
4.let the dark brown oil cool
5.place filter into measuring...
futurama
Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.
“revenge is a dish best served cold”
– old klingon proverb
Just incase nobody has told you today,
barneyjake:
You’re beautiful, you are loved, and you are amazing.
“the woods are lovely, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep and miles to go...”
– robert frost
Glock
the safe action pistol. my favorite small arms because it is easy to operate and reliable. they are used by the police, special units, security, and the military. safetys are only deactivated on pulling the trigger, and then autimatically activate after the trigger is released; it is really the safest small arms out there. the density of the weapon’s mass is compared to that of a diamond; it...
the single, Raise Your Weapon, off of...
“Love of beauty is Taste. The creation of beauty is Art.”
– ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
50 first dates while stoned
Dr. Keats: All I know about walruses is that out of all mammals they have the second largest penis. I have the first.
Henry: That's my joke.
old song I rediscovered, but very sweet...
joke told on mill
Q: what did one tampon say to the other?
A: nothing, 'cause they're both stuck up bitches.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus”
– mark twain
“You are the weakest link, Goodbye. Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up...”
– Barney
It’s a day for the Eagles.
how i met your mother season six
Ted: Hey guys, Zoey just told me about this great Frank Lloyd Wright retrospective, who's in?
Lily: Sorry, I'm ummmm I don't know, washing my hair
Marshall: Running the water..
Robin: Holding the towel..
Barney: I'll be home trying to get over the fact that no one invited me to the big hair washing party.
Classic.
favorite artists.
Queen; queens of the stone age; the who; the white stripes; weezer; the wu-tang clan; a wilhem scream; the eagles; eric clapton; eddie vedder; rammestein; radiohead; red jumpsuit apparatus; the red hot chilli peppers; REM; rob zombie; rage against the machine; rebelution; rush; the rolling stones; theory of a deadman; third eye blind; tegan and sara; tatu; three days grace; tom petty and the...
“Love isn’t brains, children, it’s blood — blood screaming...”
– Spike
FUCK YEAH! DUBSTEP!! hahaha.
new favorite things
1. plaid; 2. goth girls; 3. prescription pain medicine; 4. roadtrips; 5. in and out burger; 6. boys who drive big trucks to overcompensate for their small penises; 7. rob zombie’s music videos; 8. the weird relationship i share with my wife; 9. matching tattoos; 10. ears full of metal.
“(859):
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring”
– texts from last night 