January 2011
“(859):
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring”
– texts from last night
buffy season two
Willow: So we're looking for a beastie.
Giles: That, uh, eats humans whole, except for the skin.
Buffy: This doesn't make any sense.
Xander: Yeah, the skin's the best part.
Buffy: Any demons with high cholesterol?
it only hurts for a second
she lies on the table, her jaws and fists clenched and all of her muscles locked tightly. she tries to make her mind wander off into a place where she can’t feel anything physical, but she’s trapped in this moment of now, and it won’t let her go—it wants her to feel every inch of this pain. the man towering above her gives no warning before he plunges the knife into her...
cordelia's stupidity is my entertainment
Cordelia: Oh, God! I invited him in my car once. That means he can come into my car whenever he wants!
Xander: Yep, you're doomed to havin' to give him and his vamp pals a lift whenever they feel like it. And those guys never chip in for gas.
“Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping…waiting…and though...”
– angelus, from buffy the vampire slayer
bacchus
also known by the name Dionysus, the god of wine and intoxication to the Romans.the festival of mardi gras can be traced back to bacchanal parties where people got drunk and had orgies.sometimes known as “the god that comes”, referenced in True Blood as well. there are many cults devoted to this god. his followers include wild women and satyrs. he induces frenzies in his followers,who...
no one’s gonna love ou - by band of horses....
how i met your mother season six
Lily: But designing a building in New York City is your lifelong dream.
Ted: I do not want to work for GNB again. Those guys are evil. No offense, Marshall.
Marshall: None taken. Dude, yes, GNB is the Empire from Star Wars, but the Death Star is gonna get built either way, and don't you think the architect of the Death Star is pretty psyched to have that thing on his space resume. I mean, 'yes, his design was flawed, he let fire a single bullet through his particular vent porthole thing.'
buffy season two
Buffy: Oh, Will, you're supposed to use your powers for good!
Willow: I just wanna learn stuff.
Cordelia: Like how to build your own serial killer?
Xander: Uh, it's so hard to rent one nowadays.
brown recluse
also known as a violin spider. the bite is not immeadiately painful but can be very venomous. causes muscle pain. can take months to heal and leaves a massive scar. desert recluses have the worst bite, such as in the southwestern US. nitroglycerin patches are sometimes given.
“dead was the gift that never stopped giving. dead, like diamonds, were forever.”
– stephen king
